Outdoor Spray

I just learned last night that mama has a special area near the tool shed, by some mango trees where she goes pee pee if she's farming the passion fruit vines. Rather than walk the 5 minutes it takes to get to the house, she lets loose on the topsoil, the way god intended. Nothing compares to the swealing delight with which she shared this information. She claims the spot is hidden enough that none of her neighbors can see her. I applaud her outdoor wee wee. I mean, guys piss all over the place, women should too. Mark your territories, ladies!