Quotable of the Day

Going into Brooklyn this weekend on the E train:

Dufus One: Yeah I was putting gel in my dad's hair and he's all 'I've never done this before' and I'm like 'chill out dad you'll look cool.' Then when I was finished he's like 'I don't look GAY do I?'

Dufus Two: That's funny.

I turned to Rey and wondered, we don't even own any hair gel, do we? Maybe conservative christians and their coalitions get all worried that the world's gone gay because they see all these men with hair gel and think that's a gay, there's another, Joey Lawrence is a gay, Bob Sagat's a gay, all the weathermen in all the country are gays, and the greasers in Grease are gay----agggghhhhhh! They're shoving their hair products in our face! No little Timmy, that Dep will be the end of you, get out of the shampoo aisle!

For the record, the image above is of Totally Hair Ken--a version of the doll from the early 1990's. Purple pants and Dep are definitely more gay than sucking cock, Timmy.